Question: What’s the difference between Bob Crow and Roman Abramovich? Answer: One is a twat whose delight in walking out pointlessly irritated thousands, the other is a man whose walkout delighted thousands of irritating, pointless twats. No - don’t leave yet, I haven’t finished. Alright, maybe I shouldn’t quit the day job.
Match reports The Observer, Stuart Barnes: “Kalou struck in the 92nd minute to paper over a performance lacking shape and substance but containing one vital quality, a never-say-die attitude, that ruined all the commitment and hard work Watford had poured into the game. The goal kept their team six points behind Manchester United - a gap [...]
I find international breaks unexciting these days. It’s hardly surprising given the state of the English national team. Sven-Goran Eriksson dulled my passion for England; Steve McClaren has killed it altogether. My apathy meant that I took time out this past fortnight from checking football news every five minutes; it made a refreshing change. The blog [...]
