It seems that there is a bit of a game on this evening.
Having read some missives from Merseyside, there appears to be something of a North / South divide evident between us. So, just to clarify a few points that I’ve read about us Chelsea fans in recent days.
Yes, my real name is Tarquin. [...]
I’m not much of an art historian, but had Michelangelo been sacked from the Sistine Chapel gig for being a bit of a prima donna and generally annoying the Catholic hierarchy, I suspect the incumbent Pope wouldn’t have called in Luigi’s Painters and Decorators and asked them to whack a dollop or two of emulsion [...]
So said Marie-Antoinette a little over 200 years ago from the tumbril on the way to her appointment with the guillotine, and her foresight was spot on. Within three years, not only had many, many aristocrats and bourgeois been likewise executed, but also so had all those who were responsible for sentencing her to death, [...]
Long live the King. In the words of Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane, it looks like I picked a bad week to give up smoking.
Let’s face it, it was never likely to end in a triumphant victory lap of the Stamford Bridge pitch with a handful of trophies and bear hugs from [...]
Question: What’s the difference between Bob Crow and Roman Abramovich?
Answer: One is a twat whose delight in walking out pointlessly irritated thousands, the other is a man whose walkout delighted thousands of irritating, pointless twats.
No - don’t leave yet, I haven’t finished. Alright, maybe I shouldn’t quit the day job.
As a contributor who always saw beauty in the so-called beast of last season’s Chelsea, I’m enjoying the beauty in the new so-called beautiful Chelsea. But I don’t think we’ve seen the last of our beastly nature, not if we are going to win the Champions League this year. Which the signs indicate is our [...]
- by Danny Broderick · Permalink · 2004 views · 16 comments
- Tagged: Alex, Champions League, Chelsea, Claudio Pizarro, Daniel Alves, Florent Malouda, Jose Mourinho, Peter Kenyon, Premier League, Roman Abramovich, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Steve Sidwell
Did the earth move? Was the season lit with fireworks? Did Andriy Shevchenko seduce you with silky skills? Did Didier Drogba’s drive and dynamism send shivers down your spine? Did the essence of Michael Essien send you into a dreamy haze?
Or did it seem like the interminable season from hell at times? Did you look [...]
- by Tony Glover · Permalink · 10677 views · 144 comments
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Match reports
The Observer, Amy Lawrence: “After 116 minutes of uptight football, Chelsea delivered the FA Cup from the probability of its third consecutive penalty shoot-out. Didier Drogba, having lost out to Cristiano Ronaldo in the personal awards despite an exceptional personal campaign, stole the glory with a typically resilient example of the predator’s arts. A [...]
- by Nick Benfield · Permalink · 5403 views · 58 comments
- Tagged: Alex Ferguson, Andriy Shevchenko, Arjen Robben, Ashley Cole, Carlo Cudicini, Champions League, Chelsea, Claude Makelele, Didier Drogba, FA Cup, Frank Lampard, Joe Cole, John Terry, Jon Obi Mikel, Jose Mourinho, Lassana Diarra, Manchester United, Michael Essien, Nemanja Vidic, Paul Scholes, Paulo Ferreira, Peter Kenyon, Petr Cech, Premiership, Roman Abramovich, Ryan Giggs, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Stamford Bridge, Wayne Bridge, Wayne Rooney, Wembley
Someone help me out here. I thought us Brits were fond of a good, old-fashioned ‘have-a-go hero’. You know the story; 85 year-old granny with two new hips fights off thugs using hatpin and shopping trolley, that type of thing?
Well, now I’m baffled. In Cardiff this weekend, our team of elder statesmen [...]
- by Jonathan Dyer · Permalink · 3135 views · 27 comments
- Tagged: Arjen Robben, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Chelsea, Claude Makelele, Didier Drogba, Emmanuel Adebayor, Gary Lewin, John Terry, Jon Obi Mikel, Jose Mourinho, Kolo Toure, Lassana Diarra, League Cup, Michael Ballack, Petr Cech
Match reports
The Times, Matt Dickinson: “John Terry was concussed, the rest of us were just stunned by a Carling Cup final yesterday that, if it is the last showpiece match at the Millennium Stadium, will not be quickly forgotten. While the Chelsea captain needed reviving, everyone else required calming down.”
The Independent, Glenn Moore: “The [...]
- by Nick Benfield · Permalink · 3901 views · 26 comments
- Tagged: Andriy Shevchenko, Arjen Robben, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Cesc Fabregas, Chelsea, Claude Makelele, Claudio Ranieri, Didier Drogba, Emmanuel Adebayor, Emmanuel Eboue, Frank Lampard, Gary Lewin, John Terry, Jon Obi Mikel, Jose Mourinho, Kolo Toure, Lassana Diarra, League Cup, Michael Ballack, Michael Essien, Petr Cech, Ricardo Carvalho, Roman Abramovich, Wayne Bridge